Me: Who brings presents at Christmas?
Will: Santa Claus. And Craig.
[He’s told me this twice now, so it must really be true.]
Will: Can I feel your boobs?
Will: They’re really big!
On the morning meal: “I like breaktis.”
What we wear to the beach: “Swimmin soup.”
Immediately after waking up: “I hafta make a poopy in da potty. There’s Meemer, he’s a kitty cat, he has two ears just like me. I wanna see Daddy.”
On pulling a wagon: “I not needin any help.”
After dropping my straw: “Your straw left, Mommy”