Things Will Says:

Me: Who brings presents at Christmas?

Will: Santa Claus.  And Craig.

[He’s told me this twice now, so it must really be true.]

Will:  Can I feel your boobs?

Me: ….

Will: They’re really big!


Wilbert quotes

On the morning meal: “I like breaktis.”

What we wear to the beach: “Swimmin soup.”

Immediately after waking up: “I hafta make a poopy in da potty. There’s Meemer, he’s a kitty cat, he has two ears just like me. I wanna see Daddy.”

On pulling a wagon: “I not needin any help.”

After dropping my straw: “Your straw left, Mommy”